A queer beaner that is looking for his green card. I need him back on my lawn it is getting long so if you find him lmk.
by WiiSports June 8, 2019
Get the Ashton Roundmug. by Kay_Altman June 4, 2020
Get the Ashtonmug. by @urlocalhoe November 3, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. a little sus , hangs out with females , wears makeup , loves saying things like “love that for you” or “omg twinsies” bounces up and down waving hands when excited
by ashtonssongle March 3, 2019
Get the ashtonmug. Ashton is the type of person to call you when you're feeling down but not know what to do but talk and sit there in a call with you. He does his best to make you feel special and make you feel like you mean something to anyone. He's a nerd and enjoys talking about memes and likes to scream when he can. Ashton makes you think better about yourself in any case because he tells you he loves you and when he trusts you with his past you seem to love him more. He's a huge guy and will tower over you but he's just a big teddy bear. Whatever you do though...don't touch his hair.
by rose2202 May 8, 2018
Get the Ashtonmug. Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.
John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. 