Raptor apocalypse

A raptor apocolypse is an apocolypse with raptors in it. It usually happens when some scientist replicates the DNA from a mosquito trapped in amber.

Scientist now: Hey, lets take this dead mosquito and get the blood from it so we can replicate dinosaurs...it will be awesome!

Scientist next week: OH MY GOSH! KILL IT KILL IT! ITS A RAPTOR APOCALYPSE!

by raptorman20056 July 19, 2012

Bottom apostrophe

When a man pulls out after anal sex and a small, crescent-shaped piece of shit is left protruding from his partner's asshole.

You should have douched, bitch. Look at that bottom apostrophe hanging out your crack!

Keep that dirty bottom apostrophe away from my Egyptian cotton sheets you dirty skank!

What the fuck, bitch?! There's some fucking bottom apostrophe hanging off you!

by Goitmeister August 25, 2016

Zombie Apocalypse

A guaranteed way of never having to become slaves to our jobs

I can't wait until the zombie apocalypse happens so that I don't have to go to work all the time and get bitched at by that annoying bitch of a boss.

by Krackerjacksnacks August 11, 2017

branyan apologist

The branyan apologist uses as many non-points as possible in the most amount of comment space and is impervious to self-contradiction. Someone that rambles, asks off topic questions as statements, never gives a straight answers, verbose but says nothing important. Never uses a brain to communcate.

He blogged all day like a branyan apologist and said nothing noteworthy confusing his audience with gibberish.

by Jimoeba January 31, 2018

Charles and Camilla Apologist

Delusional people who were a spawn from Quora, which is their primary base.

Their goal is to basically bring princess diana and her unmatched legacy and works down by commenting on every post of her shaking with an AIDS patient of laughing with Suharto “Diana was no Saint” “Diana was no angel” “Diana cheated first” which is absolute bullshit.

A Charles and Camilla apologist will ultimately deny that prince Charles slept with Camilla days before he was married to princess Diana even though it has been proven, even by Diana herself.

One of the most threatening Charles and Camilla apologists is a woman from bromley named Patricia Bromley. Beware of her

Charles and Camilla apologist has swarmed a post of princess Diana laughing with Liza Minnelli again, gosh they’re unbearable

by Princessdianaisqueen0010 August 2, 2022

pulled a po

When something can be done with the greatest of ease, but you fuck it up so much that you have no idea what you just did.

Could've won the tournament but he pulled a po .

by KuribohHunter October 20, 2018

Fifa Apology

When you lose by 5 goals on the computer game Fifa you will have to publish a public apology on Facebook or Twitter describing your disgraceful performance of your game to the victor.

If you lose by 10 goals, you will then have to make one of your parents write a letter to the victor.

Nathan: Haa haa Josh you lost to me by 5 goals, you will have to do a Fifa apology

Josh: Ok, i'll go on Facebook now then

Facebook: Twas a sunny day in Madrid lost by a rather large amount by Inter Milan, shamed by many, with the look of disgrace amongst the crowd, Nathan stood up proud with the crowd in disbelief. I have lost 5-0 and apologise for my poor performance.

by The Sexual Experience January 20, 2011