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porky pie

Britt:Did you hear that Jenn and Stew is still dating?
Stosh: Thats a porky pie he stoped talkin to her in July!
by Jennifer16 September 28, 2006
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finger pie

Female sexual stimulation by inserting a finger in the vagina. A form of petting.
'Four of fish and finger pie in summer' -- The Beatles, Penny Lane. Paul McCartney explained this as 'A bit of dirt for the boys back home.'
by starflier December 8, 2003
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jaan pie

A jaan pie is a pie filled with an endless amount of love, warmth, and joy. When you eat a jaan pie, you can't help but feel like the luckiest person in the world to have tasted such a heart warming pie.

(The term 'jaan' that is used in jaan pie, literally means 'life' and is a term of endearment in South Asian cultures)
Roki, you're my jaan pie and I want to eat you right now! :3 <3
by thebeignet January 23, 2019
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Pie exchange

1) n. compensation for stolen girl scout cookies.

2) v. the process of having a senior citizen mud butt in someone's hand and then throwing at on the first seen innocent girl scout.
1) We must conduct a pie exchange you rat bastard!
2) When I get my AARP card we are pie exchange errybody.
by slippery dingo March 8, 2011
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beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.
"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.
by Lady Dink May 6, 2015
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jelly pie

when you rub your girl's ass so hard a jelly-like substance oozes out and you use it as lubricant for anal
See her? I gave that girl a jelly pie last night.
by TheDankestPepe September 2, 2016
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pleuberry pie

A delicious dessert that has a warm crunchy crust and juicy pleuberry inside.

Ingredients:

198 packs of Marlborough cigs
2 Tablespoons of cancer
1 dash of orphan blood
2 baby nigglets
38 aid cells
4 Pleuberries

How to make:

In a large mixing bowl add in all ingredients and mix well. Tip, Don't let the nigglets crawl away.
Bake for 3 days and sit on for 3 more days. Bam you have the world class pleuberry pie. Enjoy!
Guy1: *Eats pie* Mmmmmhmmhmhmh That's some guuuud pleuberry pie
Guy2: Can I have some?
Guy1: *Eats Guy2*
by thepleuisreal May 18, 2017
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