porky pie

A lie the scottish use

Britt:Did you hear that Jenn and Stew is still dating?
Stosh: Thats a porky pie he stoped talkin to her in July!

by Jennifer16 September 28, 2006

finger pie

Female sexual stimulation by inserting a finger in the vagina. A form of petting.

'Four of fish and finger pie in summer' -- The Beatles, Penny Lane. Paul McCartney explained this as 'A bit of dirt for the boys back home.'

by starflier December 08, 2003

everberry pie

A pie made out of everberries in the Infinity Blade universe. Siris always wanted to taste it but was never allowed to since he had to follow strict training.

Everberry pie is the best pie!

by Ryth March 17, 2013

pleuberry pie

A delicious dessert that has a warm crunchy crust and juicy pleuberry inside.

Ingredients:

198 packs of Marlborough cigs
2 Tablespoons of cancer
1 dash of orphan blood
2 baby nigglets
38 aid cells
4 Pleuberries

How to make:

In a large mixing bowl add in all ingredients and mix well. Tip, Don't let the nigglets crawl away.
Bake for 3 days and sit on for 3 more days. Bam you have the world class pleuberry pie. Enjoy!

Guy1: *Eats pie* Mmmmmhmmhmhmh That's some guuuud pleuberry pie
Guy2: Can I have some?
Guy1: *Eats Guy2*

by thepleuisreal May 18, 2017

pumpin pie

Like in the movie American Pie. The BDSM version includes whipped cream.

Bobo, get your dick out of the pumpin pie!

by HumaneAnimal October 12, 2017

beard pie

The creamy, possibly crusty residue after aggressive, more-often-than-not effective, cunnilingus.

"Hey there dude, saving that for later"-pointing to smuck in a friends beard.

"Naw bro, came straight from my ladie's house, eating beard pie.

by Lady Dink May 06, 2015

Fat pie

A girl with a fair bit extra round the waist but DD's or bigger. Not very attractive but you probably would after 6 pints. Gerald's favourite type of girl.

Dave: Look at that fat pie over there Jezz!

Jezz: Oh, I just jizzed in my pants.

by Dude-fucking-man June 09, 2012