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electrocuted squirrel

one of patty's life lessons and analogies on how a person can die.
If you don't be careful, you may end up like the electrocuted squirrel.
by okthisisstupid August 28, 2009
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urban squirreling

the act in which a person goes through a drive through with the car in reverse so that the passenger side of the vehicle must order and receive the food
You might receive really odd looks, or in some cases, the fast food worker won't notice the difference. The key to urban squirreling is to keep a straight face.
by tazmonkey33 September 11, 2011
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Whispering Squirrel

A little furry bastard that whispers to people.
Did you see what whispering squirrel sent?
by i am the squirrel January 24, 2012
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bed squirrel

A female who is both hot and skittish- especially skittish in the sack.
I had to chase that bed squirrel all night long in order to lay the pipe.

Dayam, look at that bed squirrel. I bet she could crack a nut with her mouth!
by dirky digglor December 19, 2010
mugGet the bed squirrelmug.

Squirrel Feather

A squirrel feather is a poster child for abortion, mentally challenged, bushy haired, annoying, short-near dwarfism, unstable minded, constantly pacing and pretending to have self-worth in heroism and creating the illusion that people actually care about them. When a squirrel feather feels that they are not being heard, they raise their voice rudely interrupting individuals that actually know what is going on only to make themselves look like a jackass in front of others. You can often hear a squirrel feather repeating phrases like "...and stuff like that" or "as far as it goes"...only leading others into confusion on how far it really does go. A squirrel feather can usually be found staring off into space usually confused about easy tasks and making no sense whatsoever in anything and having extreme difficulty in making any decisions on any simple task. Hobbies of squirrel feather are staring uncomfortably at a man getting undressed and making a suggestive reminder in a unsettling creapy tone that its time to take a shower to another man-often resulting in that man feeling extremely uncomfortable. Squirrel feathers are usually kinfolk of Jimmys and are most often little brothers of Jimmys.
There goes squirrel feather saving the plant one light fixture at a time....what a little idiot!
by Mick267 January 16, 2020
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Bushy squirrel

A hairy ass mustache. There’s normal mustaches and then there’s bushy squirrels. Shave that thang off.
The fuck is on you’re face?!”

“It’s a bushy squirrel
by Jon Harold the 3rd January 11, 2018
mugGet the Bushy squirrelmug.

squirrel mating

Omg, did you know that Regina and Kade squirrel mated at the party last night?
WTF, get out, we're squirrel mating right now.
by siprofesora November 23, 2016
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