fuckin hammered

Dude, I am fuckin hammered!!!

Did you see Chris last night? He was fuckin hammered!
by I<3BEER! May 20, 2011
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Hammer Tits

Tits that are so big they feel like a hammer when rested on your face.
Dude Lisa Ann's hammer tits are insane.!!
-Ya, she flopped em all over my face last weekend, they really nailed me if you know what I mean!!
by HammerTitties November 10, 2015
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hammered hell

Trashed, Completely unacceptable. Non negotiable. Beyond recognition. Unsatisfactory.
You look like hammered hell. I feel like hammered hell.
by Jl77diver January 06, 2014
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charles the hammer

that pimpin' French guy who kicked muslims out of france.
he delivered an ass- kicking like charles the hammer! damn!

If Thor was human he'd use charles' hammer.
by nexapparatus33 October 20, 2011
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rectal hammering

Rectal hammering, verb, adj, it is when you experience a situation when lots of air rushes out your bum in an air hammer manner, some people that suffer from rectal hammering can experience this hundreds of times in a day.
"OMG these farts are just ripping right out of me", " no dude sounds like you have a bad case of rectal hammering".
by Willy Lickit February 18, 2015
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Kev Hammer

Omg did you see Kev Hammer
She: I was like wow

Girl 2: 😍
by Iwantkevhammer August 02, 2018
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The Hammer of The Cause

A person who is fighting for, or enforcing the will of a generic sometimes non-existant cause.

The background of this word is me, Murdoc, who is the original Hammer of The Cause.
"Murdoc takes care of the common man, he is The Hammer of The Cause."
by Murdoc June 03, 2004
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