Drunk Whisperer

The person who babysits the drunk at a party telling them when it is time to go, shut up, or stop drinking.
Yes,the other night, not only was I the DD, but I had to be the drunk whisperer too.
by darcyism May 21, 2009
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hoff drunk

Being as drunk and as pathetic as David Hasslehoff after getting hammered
Dude you are totally hoff drunk!
by david hasselhoff the 3rd June 08, 2007
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drunk drum

v.
To mimic playing the drums while intoxicated.

It is important to note that drunk drumming Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" is known as "percussion blasphemy." The only one who is permitted to attempt to do this is Mike Tyson. This is only because he has a face tattoo.
Chuck Norris could easily drunk drum Tommy Lee, but he does not stand a chance with Phil Collins.
by TenaciouslyTacoTastic March 20, 2014
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butthole drunk

Get your girl so drunk she doesn't realize which hole it goes in
I got my girl butthole last night she didn't realize that I stuck it in her butt or not pussy. Butthole drunk means completely wasted
by Teeny tiny weenie May 20, 2016
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acceptable drunk

the funny, quiet drunks. very nice, very drunk friends.
Dan Bragdon: No one likes me except for rachael and cecelia, but thats ok. im an acceptable drunk
by the observer of the party June 06, 2010
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Freya Drunk

An extreme version of 'Drunk'
The kind of drunk that causes you to act out stupidly, or do things you would not otherwise do sober.
Shitman, last night I was sooo Freya drunk

I cant wait for the weekend, I'm gonna get absolute Freya drunk
by FabNab1506 December 08, 2016
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Bang Drunk

Descriptive term for the first part of a sexual relationship.

Bang drunkeness is easily to spot. You don't care about anything but the crotch of your "love" and you will cancel plans, stand up friends, miss work, birthday parties, meals and social interaction with other human beings. You spend your time balls deep. And you don't give a toss about anything except banging the hell out of your "love"

You tend to sober up when they start talking about other things and telling you their useless opinions.
"Where's Geoff?? We rescheduled this on his say so and he's not here!"

"With Rose I bet. The guy is totally bang drunk"
by MagickDio September 28, 2011
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