April 9th

April 9th 2021
The Incident

The day Alex##### asked ###ne Out.

'Know what happened on April 9th?

by Forniteballs May 28, 2021

January 9th

Boys don’t be a pussy and ask that Girl out

Jayden: do you have something to say to me Elliott it’s January 9th
Elliott: Jayden I actually like you

by Jaydenthatbitch January 1, 2022

November 9th

This is national push moriah off a bridge day

Hey moriah it’s November 9th
Moriah - shit

by Zendagreat November 5, 2023

august 9th

august 9th is were females send 2 tit picks and booty picks to any male that asks

hey its August 9th

by only faxxx August 9, 2022

9th dimension

When rapper cheap sleezee indulges in mass psychadelics for days on end

You have no entered the 9th dimension

by Cheap sleezee June 16, 2021

April 9th

national the best people are born day
if you are born on April 9th you are just better then everyone

hey when are you born
April 9th
oh so you are just better

by betterthenothers November 29, 2023

April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market

The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025