1st of da monf

First of the month, when welfare checks are received in the mail and generally spent on drugs and malt liquor. Popularized by the Mid-1990's rap group "Bone Thugz in Harmony" with their song "First of da Month"

Ya gotta wake up wake up wake up, its da first of da mooonnfff

by Busy Bone August 4, 2003

JULY 1ST 2007

the best day to be born those born on this day are pro gamers and very hot and smart

July 1st 2007 is a day i wish i was born

by MissMelodic September 23, 2021

April 1st, 2020

That 50 hour period when you can't trust anyone online.

A common conversation on April 1st, 2020:
Friend 1: Check out this article! Quarantine is over!
Friend 2: Really? We can finally see each other in person :)
Friend 1: April Fools!

by Kaichael April 1, 2020

September 1st

The worst people are born on this day!

Cheyenne is born on September 1st and she's the worst

by I,sk,x,,d December 15, 2019

1st Degree Gay

The grand daddy of all gayness, the low male that will suck receive and give. This male is prone to being transgendered or cross dressing as well as having blogs that no one gives a hoot about. If you are 3rd degree gay you may need to see a doctor to see if your prostate is still there.

1st degree gayness is the Mount Everest of gay

by Blahblahwhogivesafuck September 20, 2010

January 1st, 2021

A day that a lot of people think won't come when in reality it will.

It is one month until January 1st, 2021, I can't wait!

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 30, 2020

Febuary 1st-13th

You are allowed to be as thirsty as possible and try to get a girlfriend or boyfriend if single and try as hard as you can to keep you girlfriend or boyfriend of taken

Monday-Sunday:Single
"Damn girl you looking extra fine today. How bout lookin good with me every day"
"Sorry I have a boyfriend "
"But its Febuary 1st-13th, so i still got time to make you mine."
Monday-Sunday :Taken
"Hey babe. I got us tickets to a Valentine's cruise"

by Why live-xx- die January 31, 2020