April 18

National eat a bag of lays infront of your best friend

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: *eats a bag of lays*

Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Its April 18

Guy 1: What is April 18?

Guy 2: *continues eating*

by Jaxie Baxie April 17, 2022

september 18

September 18? That's the day where all the most finest people down to earth were born. You ever met someone born that day? Their hot asf right? You don't think so? Too bad. People born on september 18 to be exact are intresting cause their cocky asf about everything, but their also hot so yeah.

"I was born on september 18.."

"Really? Damn.. Wanna make out?"

by Dumble door fanpage April 7, 2022

18 Scorpio

A sun-like star that is located about 45 light years away from our sun in the constellation Scorpio. It is, in fact, according to NASA, the star that is most similar to our sun in size, heat, and age compared to other stars in our stellar neighborhood.

18 Scorpio has become one of the top 100 target stars for NASA's planned Terrestrial Planet Finder.

by not found [Error 404] April 1, 2009

18 Wheeler

Big ass truck. Y'know, one with 18 wheels?
For those of you who invented this language, an H.G.V. with a total of 18 tyres.

'Yo, d'ya see the Kenworth T600 18 Wheeler with all them chicken lights? That rig was PIMPED, dog!'

'Yeah man, driver said he were hauling a load o' democrats to Tex-ass, said they needed them real bad down there to stop the Texans breeding assholes like George Dubbya'

by Stu January 27, 2005

June 18

National fuck your ex day is on June 18 be sure to call ex babe up and fuck the shit out of her

I railed the fuck out of my ex on June 18

by Horny12455 April 12, 2019

Dec 18

Give your gf a kiss

Today is dec 18 I have to give my girlfriend a kiss

by Beieveiegwiwh December 15, 2019

18 - 1

It doesn't matter, nobody cares, so what, meaningless, etc.

In reference to the Patriots 2007 (almost) record setting season.

I'm proud of my new car but all my friends are 18 - 1 about it.

Peyton: I think I might grow a goatee.

Dwight: I think I'm 18 - 1 about your goatee.

by Jason M. Hoffman February 8, 2008