prank day

A day that comes once every month to two months where Joey, an administrator at Hocus*Pocus, pulls a mass-scale prank, which usually involves spam-mailing people.

As of writing this definiton, only 2 Prank Days have occured:

Prank Day 2003- Mass emailing of McDonalds
Prank Day 2004- Mass emailing of Microsoft under name of President

"2 days until Prank Day"

by ShadowMan August 7, 2004

Head Day

When you plan to hook up with a girl specifically for fellatio, the calendar date you plan to hook up on is referred to as "Head Day"

"Bro I hit up Ava and just asked for head, she said yes. Head Day is August 25th."

by yUnG Hoskinss September 24, 2019

Children's Day

The day that occurs 363-364 times a year... on every day that is not Mother's or Father's Day.

Hey Mom, when is Children's Day? EVERY DAY is Children's Day... are you kidding?

by StoleniPod May 25, 2011

blunt of a day

cockney rhyming-slang, actually meaning "cunt of a day", ie, bad day. 'blunt' stems from 'james blunt' the musician.

I'm really having a blunt of a day, my date didn't put out.

by yisaaron May 2, 2008

one-a-day

to masturbate.

Can be used as a noun or verb.

Based on the results from the healthystrokes.com survey which reports the average man masturbates 7.2 times per week, or just about one-a-day.

"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I had to do my one-a-day"

"I just one-a-dayed all over the keyboard, anyone know how to clean that up?"

Jack: "Hey dude, why are you so whiny today?"
Jim: "I know, I'm so stressed out"
Jack: "Did you one-a-day yet?"
Jim: "Not yet! BRB ;)"

by reddan69 February 9, 2012

sweatpants day

a day in which a person (most often a teenage girl) wears sweatpants, with her hair up, and no make up. these days are most common after a late night, a break up, or paired with a hangover.
it is best to not mess with a girl on these days, she will attack.

Oh no! She's wearing sweat pants. It must be a sweatpants day! Don't mess with her.

by anonnnnnnnonon January 16, 2011

Salvo Day

The day of the month dedicated to a certain Mike Windy's (actual name confidential) mispronunciation. He was trying to pronounce "Salival" as in the box set of sorts by Tool. "Salvo" kept coming out, however, and his horrible English or interpretation of English led to much confusion for 10 minutes.

Every 3rd of the month is Salvo Day, and February 3rd is Grand Salvo Day.

Well, shucks, son, you really know how to make an old man like me happy on Salvo Day.

by Steven April 7, 2004