Goon Slap

To carelessly and utterly decimate an opponent that is much less skilled.

Alternative word to Seal Clubbing.

1. He just kept coming at me and I gave him the goon slap.

2. Wow, I just got goon slapped.

by MagicMahn January 9, 2022

Meat Slap

When someone slapped you with a piece of meat

My wife over cooked the steak, so I meat slapped her.

by Ralph18 January 13, 2022

Cobra slap

The act of stealing all the boost in rocket league and eating cheese puffs in your cart infested gamer chair.

Hey bro let’s cobra slap that kid

by Juan7575 January 21, 2022

Oak Slap

When someone slaps you with their wood in the face, and it followed up with cum. Usually unpleasant, but can be made pleasurable if the receiving end is into it.

Guy 1: Yeah, I Oak Slapped her last night dude!
Guy 2: Yoooo congrats! Did she like it?
Guy 1: Yeah, she’s a freak

by audhatesu January 29, 2022

Poop Slap

When you shit on your hand and proceed to slap the shit outta someone

Did you hear? Bob and John got into a fight yesterday. John ended up getting Poop Slapped and he died.

by Shartalicious Baddie February 1, 2022

national slap miles day

today is your day to slap a miles. give him the biggest five star you can because today is your day to do it.

drew: *slaps miles*
miles: "hey what was that for ?!"
drew: "it's national slap miles day"
miles: "oh, makes sense"

by weirdo0102 December 9, 2021

Patty Slap

To spank someone's ass in a playfully sexual context.

1) While Mike was fucking Sara doggy style, he gave her ass a patty slap.

2) Mario bent Kandi over the desk and pattyslapped her.

by waluigimaniac December 27, 2021