Slappin cats

The act in which two bootylicous women interlock their spread legs and grind their vaginas together to stimulate each other's clitoris to orgasm. Often done by lesbians.

Allie: Hey bri wanna come over and slap cats today?
Brianna: Sure I'll bring the lube.
*commences slappin cats*

Slappin cats by The catslapper August 25, 2011

Slappy Ending 

When a male ejaculates into his own hand, and slaps his partners face with the cum filled palm.

I bet when Christopher Walken is done banging Melissa McCarthy, he pulls out, finishes himself off, and gives her a good hard Slappy Ending

Slappy Ending by TheSlappening November 15, 2016

Slappy Tickle 

another word for a handjob

"what did you and molly do?"
"she gave me a slappy tickle"
"oh hell yeah"

Slappy Tickle by Tiny...Dick May 21, 2017

throat slappers 

Extremely pendulous testicles, liable to produce slapping sounds on the throat of partner during oral sex.

Cf. Chin slappers

If you blow that guy it's best to wear a scarf to avoid bruises on your neck from his throat slappers.

throat slappers by syrofox February 10, 2007

Banana Slapper 

Another word for whore

''Aye mayne, did you meet up with that banana slapper the other day?"

"Sure did"

Banana Slapper by Chickum Sammich April 22, 2010

Donkey slapper 

In the south, a squatted truck with straight piped exhaust that is ridiculously loud. Typically driven by a fuckboy with permed hair and a flatbill hat and Instagram name on the back window. They are often found driving through Walmart in the evening.

I saw a donkey slapper at Walmart and there was a douche canoe giving head to his homosexual fuckboy in the front seat.

Donkey slapper by MAGA 101 January 12, 2019

Seroquel Slaps 

A game played with seroquel. Disclaimer: Seroquel is a prescription antipsychotic AND a heavy sedative. Use caution when using seroquel and, uh... Don't play this. Yeah, don't play it. I'm one of those idiots you hear about.
Anyways, the rules are as follows. Two persons take an equal, rather small, SAFE dose of seroquel. They then sit near (or classically across from) each other. The goal is to stay awake and help keep your friend awake... With friendly slaps. The goal is NOT to slap the fuck outta the other person, damage or fights are to be avoided. The goal is merely to keep each other awake and fucked up on seroquel. That's how you "win."

"Me and John found some of his crazy uncles seroquel and we played Seroquel Slaps last night!"
"My brain feels like melted ice cream because of the seroquel."
""We both lost at seroquel slaps last night and we woke up in pools of drool!"

Seroquel Slaps by NoxNurd November 9, 2020