Penguin Piss

Penguin Piss
When semen is left on a surface (usually bedsheets) and forgotten about. It is then later touched or rolled onto and is ice-cold, akin to penguin urine

"Dude just totally rolled in Penguin Piss this morning, had to peel the sheets off:

by Penetr84dan8ion July 19, 2017

Art piss

The art whose purpose is to provoke, but it is whimsical, cryptic, failed.

We've never seen such art piss. The exhibition was gross and pretentious.

by Lorenço B August 23, 2017

privileged piss

When someone without a disability uses the handicap stall in the bathroom, purely because it’s larger than the other stalls.

My friend was taking a privileged piss yesterday when someone in a wheelchair came into the bathroom. She felt terrible when she got out of the stall.

by kyaat October 11, 2017

sizzling piss

When your pissing on a burning log and the piss sizzles.

I went camping and pissed on the fire embers and saw sizzling piss!

by Razorblade89 April 19, 2018

the piss

The piss, brittish slang /swearword.
It's important to sak THE piss and not A piss

Did you just eat that?! Are you taking The piss

by Dank memes melts steelbeams November 14, 2017

mystery piss

When you go to the bathroom with the lights turned of and just hope you're pissing in the toilet

Dude i just want to the bathroom and mystery pissed all over the bathroom

by Tractor Tom April 21, 2018

hydro piss

When a person clenched all of thier upper waist when having a piss, making the piss faster

Before my hydro piss, my piss would have been 20 seconds but was actually only 5

by Hydro wazz December 30, 2017