make nut butter

to masturbate

Variation: to churn out nut butter

I walked into my dorm and my roommate was just layin' there, makin' nut butter the old fashioned way.

Dude, don't make nut butter with the door open!

by Steerpike66 March 29, 2017

Off Brand Nuts

A term used to describe when somebody has had damage to their testicles and they had to be repaired via an operation.

Stacy: How was your date with Brad last night?
Brittany: We didn't end up doing it cause he just had surgery, he has off brand nuts
Stacy: That sucks

by bagging dog November 25, 2020

No Nut Twenty-one

Similar to No Nut November, a challenge where you may not intentionally ejaculate or orgasm under any circumstances. The challenge takes place from midnight on 1 Jan 2021 to 31 Dec 2021 at 11:59 PM.

Wet dreams and pre cum are permissable. You can watch pornography, masturbate, or even have sex (although none of these are recommended) as long as you do not orgasm.

"You doing No Nut November this year?"
"Nah, I'm waiting for No Nut Twenty-one"

by Jack Goff 02 November 3, 2020

Hazleton Nut Thrust

When a man holds his balls together tightly, and fists a Domincan prostitute's asshole with the balls.

nigga: I would sure like to give you a Hazleton Nut Thrust.

Domincan Ho: (unintelligble Dominican jibbersh)

nigga: Oh yeah. Take it like a white biatch!

Dominican Ho: two dollars.

nigga: Damn your pricey.

by Hazletard-in-Chief November 22, 2010

white pussy nuts

White girl crazy. A unique realm of madness only white women are capable of conjuring.

White Pussy Nuts…

Always keeps you on your toes.

by ScreamingMonkey May 16, 2023

Jonah Nut Sandwich

Tis when you ejaculate semen upon a peanut butter and fluff sandwich originally

Girl: Hey what is this sandwich it is sooo good.
Me: It is my classic Jonah Nut Sandwich

by RCCMMJNC December 1, 2017

juggling my nuts

An expression meaning to tease a person while being indecisive about what they want to do. It can be literally or figuratively related to the feeling of having one's nuts teased.

A) Did the interviewee decide to work here?
B) Nope, he's still juggling my nuts.

1) Did she decide to have sex with you?
2) Nope, she's still juggling my nuts.

by Definition Extraordinaire October 31, 2015