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Off your nut

Someone who decides to take something way to far for a laugh from his mates. For example Fezza

Jumped off his parents roof with a spear when he was 16 and ended up in the hospital laughing he is off his nut
Off your nut
by Sick lad Pablo May 28, 2022
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No Nut Twenty-one

Similar to No Nut November, a challenge where you may not intentionally ejaculate or orgasm under any circumstances. The challenge takes place from midnight on 1 Jan 2021 to 31 Dec 2021 at 11:59 PM.

Wet dreams and pre cum are permissable. You can watch pornography, masturbate, or even have sex (although none of these are recommended) as long as you do not orgasm.
"You doing No Nut November this year?"
"Nah, I'm waiting for No Nut Twenty-one"
by Jack Goff 02 November 3, 2020
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Off Brand Nuts

A term used to describe when somebody has had damage to their testicles and they had to be repaired via an operation.
Stacy: How was your date with Brad last night?
Brittany: We didn't end up doing it cause he just had surgery, he has off brand nuts
Stacy: That sucks
by bagging dog November 25, 2020
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make nut butter

I walked into my dorm and my roommate was just layin' there, makin' nut butter the old fashioned way.

Dude, don't make nut butter with the door open!
by Steerpike66 March 29, 2017
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Jonah Nut Sandwich

Tis when you ejaculate semen upon a peanut butter and fluff sandwich originally
Girl: Hey what is this sandwich it is sooo good.
Me: It is my classic Jonah Nut Sandwich
by RCCMMJNC December 1, 2017
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Blue ball nutting

When a male brings himself to the brink of orgasm while masturbating but then ruins it and doesn't cum. When done over several days (longer the better) it increases the intensity and how much he comes.
Suzy loved a good facial, but more so after her boy friend had been blue ball nutting for a week. Even better when he brought his mate around who also likes blue ball nutting for a really big messy double facial
by Pasmc January 15, 2022
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Post nut clarity

That sober or relaxed feeling some people get after busting a nut or otherwise having an orgasm. Horny feelings are all gone for a while and you think with a fresh mindset.
"this dude is so down bad, he needs some of that post nut clarity"
"I was getting so frustrated until I decided to get some post nut clarity, now I'm relaxed as hell, man"
"How is he finding such good moves? Must be that post nut clarity."
"I was thinking of messaging my ex until I got some post nut clarity, now I realize I was just horny."
by speedyNEET May 30, 2022
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