Tired as a mouse

A daily state of extreme sleepiness in babies and young children following excessive hyperactivity. As exhausted as one would be after a long chase or obstacle course. Content, loving, bleary eyed and peaceful. They love their bed when they're in this state and get so excited when laid down to sleep yawning and satisfied.

You are tired as a mouse

by CHDMD October 22, 2010

cool as a cucumber

(adj.) Cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.

He was as cool as a cucumber.

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

as ugly as a hatful

shortened form of "as ugly as a hat full of assholes"

He was so desperate for a root that he boned her, even though she was as ugly as a hatful.

by yorrick hunt January 19, 2008

bitch make me a sandwich

what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.

sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.

by jimbob February 15, 2003

as camp as a row of tents

someone who is so gay they are flamming!

he's as camp as a row of tents!

by Micky June 5, 2003

As a bitch

A unit of measurement that is usually on the larger side. Can also be abbreviated “asab”

1. I’m mad as a bitch.
2. This food is good as a bitch.
3. She’s running slow as a bitch.
4. I’m sleepy as a bitch.

by whitdawggg June 10, 2018

Sober as a bird

This term is often used by people who are belligerently drunk. In efforts to describe their obviously non-existent states of sobriety, these people claim to be "sober as a bird." Use of the term is a clear indicator of drunkenness.

Sean: Hey man are you alright?
JP: Yeah man; I'm sober as a bird.

by Hubert Banx October 24, 2011