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God's kale

Tori brought over some of God's kale, and it made watching hipsters fall on YouTube even better.
by Purple6 October 29, 2023
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Tryna meet god

Slang for taking a heroic dose of psychedelics—usually magic mushrooms—with the goal of having a life-altering, mind-expanding experience. Often involves confronting your ego, laughing a lot, seeing the universe unravel, and coming back as a person who now drinks tea and talks about “energy” unironically.
“Bro you tryna meet god”

“Bro I got us an ounce of shrooms… you tryna meet god”
“Yeah he came back wearing a poncho and talking about forgiveness. Guess he meet god”
by glockaholic April 22, 2025
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god squad

Group of usually young, born again church goes who make every conversation about god.
God squadders turn everything into a conversation about their lord, god.

Hey man, wanna watch a movie?
You know, loving god is more entertaining than a movie!

I'm starving!
You know, you can always feast on the word of god, and you don't even have to go to a restaurant and pay!
by William Seares May 22, 2024
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Monkey Sun God

The Monkey Sun God originated from the "Bloons TD Series," TD for Tower Defense, made by Ninja Kiwi. It is an all-powerful being who devotes most of its time to popping balloons that are trying to attack a monkey village.
"The Super Monkey was finally turned into the Monkey Sun God, the all-powerful balloon decimator. Also known as the protector of monkeys.
by Monkey_Sun_God October 5, 2022
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God Rocket

When god whips out his big ugly penis that had a errection and smites the people of earth
Will opened wide when he saw the god rocket
by RocketRFGT December 31, 2014
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onion god

i shall am onion god i make onions for onion farms
i made that onion not that dumb onion farmer cause i am onion god
by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019
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