Dick Rider

Someone who likes or wears and agrees with something that is popular just because other people do

Johnny: I'm going to try out for the soccer team

Bob: you don't even like soccer

Johnny : So every one is trying out I might as well

Bob: You a Dick Rider

by The Truth teller 1017 August 19, 2017

sink dick

An act performed by a woman for the woman. A aroused man receives fellatio near a sink running cold water. As the man is about to climax the female takes the extendable sink handle and blasts the male's gentiles with cold water so he fails to climax and shrinks to his resting length. The women then continues giving dome until the man is about to climax. Again the female blasts his male pride with the cold water. The process is repeated for an hour and the man never climaxes.

Girl 1: I'm just trying to find a man who will treat me with respect.
Girl 2: I heard bobby is willing to perform sink dick.
Girl 1: wow, what a selfless gentleman! I'll hit him up

by bigmeat69er March 3, 2017

Dick Misering

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.

Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.

by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011

Dick Knickers

A pair of pants that are so tight your dick shows.

fiberlighT is making a new line of pants, they look like Dick Knickers

by OmOmOm September 26, 2006

Dick Tickle

When someone runs a finger up the shaft of your penis that causes you to laugh

Tegan: Come here daddy.
Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
Tegan: I know you want to cum in my mouth so let’s do it.

by Ilovedicktickles🍆 March 14, 2021

dicking around

Wasting time while amusing yourself.

If Bob is not at his desk you can find him in the bathroom dicking around.

by willa-mena October 29, 2003

dick diver

one who loves to dive on other guys dicks with out thinking twice about it

that dude is a dick diver

by dick diver1 April 16, 2014