American Air

A very bad airlines

A; you wanna go on American Air??
B: nooooooooooooo!!!

by cum drinker 67 February 29, 2024

America's Children

Oh I AM one of America's children! I AM America's forgotten son!

Hym "Fuck America's children my life is for ME and NOT THEM. You're the ones shitting them out. You're the ones fucking eachother. I'm the one being condemned for NOT doong what you're doing. I don't own you anything but SOMEBODY owes me some fucking money for creating A.I. I will destroy you."

by Hym Iam March 4, 2024

American Roulette

Ordering buffalo wings at normal temperature, then ordering one wing as hot as possible and hiding it in the pile.

My coworkers and I played American roulette at the company happy hour, Bob from accounting lost.

by Jimbo Rooney March 8, 2024

America sober

When you don’t drink alcohol unless you aren’t in the États-Unis

This is a cafe in Paris, of course I’m have champagne with my burger, I’m America sober, not an animal!

by Olives&Mango March 10, 2024

america

will get angry at you if you say toilet instead of restroom

poor australian kid: hey miss, can i go to the toilet?
american teacher: what did you just say to me?
poor australian kid: uhhh, can i go to the toilet?
*all the kids in the class pull out AK-47s and shoot you*

by hello im cool and australian. March 11, 2024

American riviera orchard

It’s American. It’s a Riviera and it’s in an Orchard. A Yacht girl turned con artist lifestyle celebrity wannabe threw darts at a word board and came up with this title so she can merch and fund the lifestyle of her unemployable balding husband.

First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it

I saw an ad for American Riviera Orchard. I laughed and kept scrolling..

by Sweetforehead1 March 14, 2024

American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.

Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.

by Baatar March 16, 2024