dog piss jones

You didn't get anything,

There is nothing to show for it.

Can be a result connected to Karma
If you try to bamboozle the system,

you wind up getting dog piss jones
by jummpstart912 October 26, 2022
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Pissing in the pool

Doing something uncharacteristically nice with corrupt motives; faking affection to get something from another person. Warmth with an unpleasant origin.
"Did you hear that Dylan's boyfriend brought home two dozen roses yesterday?"
"Yeah, but everyone knows he's cheating. He's just pissing in the pool."
by transm.ascot May 06, 2023
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Piss Lemon

a sexual game where a bunch of men stand around a lemon, and urinate directly onto the lemon.

The one who finishes last has to squirt the lemon directly into their mouth.
Gay Man 1: "Hey dudes, you wanna play the piss lemon game?"

Shaggy from Scooby Doo: "Hell yeah!"
by kxnnedzy August 21, 2022
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Philadelphia piss mozzarella

it’s cheese poured with pee only rejected by the FDA
I had Philadelphia piss mozzarella.”
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pissing my whistle

when someone pisses you off so much you think “pissing me off” isn't good enough
Prianna: “Moradasia lowkey pissing my whistle gang
by pribadadada July 12, 2024
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Piss polish

The art of taking a piss on the left behind turds stuck to the side of the toilet bowl, in hopes of removing them.
Hey man I just piss polished your toilet. It was a battle, but I got them all.
by Turd polisher #1 May 16, 2024
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Piss on a sparkplug

When you’re the boss and want to appear as a bad ass, but you have no idea how to fix a problem… you can say this openly to the group, knowing a subordinate can fix the issue and giving them control of the situation.
We can’t launch!?! I’d piss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good!
by Justzisguyyaknow November 30, 2022
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