Midnight piss

Verb: a piss in the toilet late at night, without flushing

Richard took a midnight piss when he woke up to his parents "wrestling" in the other room

by The parent wrestler July 17, 2021

Longest Piss

The Longest piss was recorded by Drew Bland via Voxer Audio in 2016. The piss lasted 2 minutes 8 seconds. Rumors have swirled of a longer piss, but those have been debunked.

Omg Felicia! You gotta pull the car over so I can take the Longest piss. Hurry up Bitch! Stop the damn car!

by Cooter Bass August 11, 2021

Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

The act of pissing your pants in bed rather than walking down a dark hallway at night to risk being attack by a demon or other entity. (Springtrap is also a common one) Probably the most common childhood fear

Liam: Ay remember when we were kids and we kinda just accepted our fate and pissed ourselves cause we were afraid of Springtrap or Shane Dawson videos or some shit in the hallway? What would you call that?

Jackson: Nighttime Voluntary Self-pissing

by giddyburger4000 December 2, 2023

baby pissing

child peeing; diapers. Like me. nuggets of the chicken variety. i like cheese.

i saw a baby pissing.

by Gabe the Babe is HOT May 17, 2022

Piss wank

Having intercourses and posing instead of cuming

Oh dear your the one who piss wanked

by Roasts August 19, 2018

Piss Fingers

A small, yappy, annoying dog that displays aggression towards other dogs, animals or people. The owner of “Piss Fingers” will generally have an issue with bigger breeds (Dobermans, Rottweilers, Pitbulls) saying they’re an aggressive breed but failing to act on their own dogs aggressive tendancies

“Yo dude my dog got attacked by a small aggressive dog and the park today, and the owner blamed me for having a big dog”

“That’s no good dude, that wasn’t a small dog it was a Piss Fingers”

by Transmitteroftheclap January 20, 2024

piss stained fuck custard

spunk contaminated with stale piss

she is a piss stained fuck custard

by bucket crutch 2 March 3, 2022