King of all baby oil

That’s Motherfucking Diddy

Guy1: who’s the king of all baby oil?
Guy2: it’s fucking Diddy you bitch get a home why the fuck toy asking me this

by Willm Shakspr November 16, 2024

King Poke

King Poke is a legendary force not to be fucked with. Cross him and he will end your sad little life. Make your choices wisely because once you come out as a filthy piece of trash to society, begging for mercy won't save you and there will be nowhere to hide.

That creeper sent all the little girls his nasty nudes before King Poke destroyed him.

by JiggleB November 12, 2016

King's shitting

the case when you were on the toilet and you don't even have to wipe yourself off

"Hey Dave i had a King's shitting right now."
"Wtf?! To much information man!"

by piano_sucker May 03, 2022

King of Fake Words

Someone who consistently uses words that appear to be fake to win at Words With Friends. Often times these words will be nonsensical and unknown words, even though the system accepts them for points.

Kyle: Check out the word I played for 50 points!
Ashley: Qi?
Kyle: Yeah I don’t know what it means and I can’t use it in a sentence but I’m definitely going to win the game now!

Ashley: You are the King of Fake Words.

by Acrane101 December 26, 2019

king mello

Something ontaya called melrose after he gave her big DICK 😘

King Mello u gave me good dick

by Otm king December 28, 2016

Chaunce King

Chaunce King: Someone who has mastered the art of vxping and lungs are completely destroyed.

Yo Micheal C is greatest Chaunce King ever to live.

by King Foo December 05, 2021

cricket king

Someone who repeatedly attempts to start up conversation in a group chat / text / email thread, but is never responded to, as what they are saying is irrelevant to the concerns of any of the recipients.

He wouldn't be such a cricket king if he didn't feel the need to start talking about nonsense every time the group goes silent.

by commissioner mugsy August 29, 2017