Salad Walker

A person at a company, typically in some position of authority, who appears or claims to be busy but does very little actual work.

“Salad walker” comes from the stereotype of the female office supervisor that eats their lunch, stereotypically a salad, on-foot because they are “too busy” to sit down for lunch.

My supervisor is a salad walker. She’s apparently too busy to respond to our team emails, sign off on her paperwork that she tells us to do for her, or even tell us the new policy changes but is always taking time off for vacations.

by SaddestSardine April 22, 2024

Globe-walker

A person who walked on the globe around 900 kilometers to 2000 kilometres

I’ve been a globe-walker along before!

by Bobbytoes April 29, 2024

Badger Walking

Using the journey to a destination or location as an excuse to pass gas.

Meg: I think I’m going to the store today.

Jade: What are you going to buy?
Meg: Nothing, I’m just going to be badger walking there and back.

by Eggyeggtoo June 5, 2024

william walker

william walker, a way of telling someone that they are a human with more value than other humans and need to be a person later on in life and stop fooling around.

you are being a william walker

by commodus1212121212 June 5, 2024

Knox Walker

The most sexy, smooth, suave, and beautiful man alive. He has a massive schlong and his known for his attractive appearance and undeniable beauty, with his personality being that of an idol adored by the general populace.

“Oh my Gosh! It’s Knox Walker!” -every female with common sense exclaims

by Real Knox Glazer June 24, 2024

cunt walker

Trumps all cunts , your so much of a cunt your walk over them .

Shut the fuck up, cunt walker.

by Diamondxo June 24, 2024

James Walker

James likes to take long walks around country parks and go hiking so he can clear his head and not have the intrusive racist, homophobic and sexist thoughts clouding his judgement. Taking mushrooms to help him focus is his main priority, as well as trying not to get run over on Friday nights after drinking too many beers and shots of tequila rose. A real social hand grenade who is amazing fun to be around until its 1 beer too many and the star jumps begin.

Overall, if you say "im James Walkered" - means you've had too many but will still wake up tomorrow, £260 poorer and go on a romantic walk with the wife

Im so James walkered right now

by teamboss1 July 5, 2024