Surf My Seas

Although one may not use a surf board, it most definitely adds to the excitement of the action. Surf my seas refers to gradual movement up and down a woman's body with one's weiner which may involve some light penetration.

Dev in "Dancing in the Dark" would say, "I'm only talkin to ya if you wanna surf my seas"

"She said to me "surf my seas." I really surfed the crap out of her seas.

by Bearhunter27 October 12, 2011

erupting my volcano

in a sense it means masturbation. your penis is the volcano and as of the semen comes out like lava.

This from Fuller House season 1
Jackson: sigh I am exhausted I was up all night erupting my volcano.
Stephanie: Dude TMI.

by FullerHouseking101 March 11, 2021

my bad g

use it after you fucked up, it works trust me add a heart to show sincerity

"hey did you fuck my mom?" oh.. yeah my bad g ❤

by mofoahh April 20, 2022

beat my meat

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

by Master of my Meat December 10, 2011

under my cup

A person uses this phrase to describe their sluggish condition when they have not drunk their usual quota of coffee to get going in the morning.

"Dude, why are you so slow and stupid today?"

"The coffeemaker broke. I stopped by Starbucks on my way to work, but I'm still under my cup."

by Commentator X December 13, 2009

peel my potatoes

To lick a man's balls. Often combined with salad tossing.

You don't need to blow me tonight, just toss my salad and peel my potatoes.

by middlehead September 8, 2006

breaking my box

The female equivalent of breaking my balls - the lady's version of this phrase. Expresses general annoyance, especially when someone is giving you a hard time.

"This traffic is totally breaking my box."
"These stupid Fed Ex commercials break my box."
As adjective: "He is such a box-breaker."

by YBMB February 18, 2009