Joe Dispenza

A "New Age guru" who uses incomprehensible language and a deeply flawed misinterpretation of science to say "Quantum Physics makes anything possible", and that you can choose a future "in the quantum field through by combining electricity from thoughts and magnetism from emotions".

Joe Dispenza: You are a frequency in the infinite quantum field where there is no past, present and future.

Rational person: Errr... What? How?

Joe Dispenza: Because, "5th dimension", "infinity", "eternal", "energy", "quantum field", "frequency"

Rational person: ...

New Agers: Yes, this is the key! The key to life and the universe and everything!

Joe Dispenza: Buy my CDs and come to my workshop

by happybloke42 June 19, 2021

Joe

Andrew is gay

Joe momma said Andrew is gay

by Jack me hoff October 8, 2020

Joe Roam

Absolutely fucking inting it beyond belief in every lane.

Alex was carrying the game until someone began a Joe roam and threw the game.

by Hamdinner December 20, 2021

joe momma

Joe Momma = Your Momma / Yo Momma

p1 "knock knock
p2 "whos there?"
p1 "Joe"
p2 "joe who?"
p1 "joe momma"

by Missgyrl October 31, 2021

Joe Mama

It’s a joke that means your mama. And whoever roasted you with that joke must have given you seventh degree burns.

Person 1: hey have you heard from joe yet?
Person 2: who’s joe?

Person 1: JOE MAMA

by IsabellaStarr November 23, 2019

Joe

Don't ask who joe is you will be in serious danger basically joe MAMA told by 5th and 6th graders

6th grade:WOW joe good
5th grader:who's joe

6th grader:JOE MAMA

by Ggdewid October 13, 2019

Joe

Just some sexy mother fucker

I wanna bang Joe’s back doors in so hard

by Ryleen the dream February 19, 2022