Two paper bag job

A woman so ugly that two paper bags are needed during intimacy, one over her head and one over yours, in case hers falls off.

Mmm... two paper bag job, is she?

by Lonehelmet January 06, 2011

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Brew-baker hand job

When a hella kinky girl decides to suck on a guys finger instead of going after the shaft giving the guy a real hand job. The girl is normally super horny and especially good after a good sucking lips session. Then to really spice it up and to give the girl some gravy throw some hot sauce on the finger to get the girl really going. Warning: Girls please stop if finger starts to get. pruney

Nicole gave Bill a nice Brew-Baker Hand job by sucking on his finger until it got pruney

by Bobby Light Senior January 02, 2010

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right wing nut job

Self-indulged nazi republicans who believe that George W. Bush is the devine savior of the US and rest of the world. Usually identified by using the word "liberal" in a negative tone in every spoken or written sentance.

That Ann Coulter broad is one right wing nut job!

by Michael Sutthampham October 23, 2005

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Rim job

When one slurps on another's asshole

Brennan: "dude I got a rim job from Courtney!"
Muz: "that's fuckin disgusting..."
Brennan: "no it was great and felt awesome she licked my hairy assbole and the i kissed her after!"

by Fat z January 07, 2015

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Another Cuff Job

Ibid.

(A repeat of a sexual service performed by ladies in waiting during the Renaissance. In contemporary terms- Masters and Johnson seem to suggest that it was pleasurable and had something to do with Peanut Butter, Soy Milk, Haddock and tasteful cuff links, often performed in the parking lot of an Applebee's.)

For more information on Another Cuff Job see Cuff Job.

by Clem-Accapella-Bob September 18, 2007

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