fishing for crappie

Fingering your butthole.
Saluting the Rear Admiral.

Grandmother: "Excuse me, have you seen my grandson?"
Bass Pro Shops Employee: "FUCK you scared me! Jesus you can't just sneak up to a BPS Employee like that. We're ALL fucking armed. Anyway last I saw him he was back in the Women's Department fishing for crappie. Christ. I don't know how you snuck behind me with that Civil War era walker, but you sure found away past my ample defenses. I don't know whether to fight ya or fuck ya meemaw.

by blackstardust May 7, 2024

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Fishing Addiction

A fishing addiction is what it sounds like; a fishing addiction. Mostly played up for humor, it can be seen in many aspects and jokes on the internet. One such aspect is fishing culture itself, with humorous shirts that say "A best day is one spent fishing", or silly hats that say "Women want me, fish fear me". An example of the more serious side of this, the addiction side, is Grian.

"Grian, you need to stop. At this rate, you practically have a fishing addiction!"
"Just... need... mending!!"

by fishingrodfrenzy777 February 21, 2024

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Nap Fishing

Similar to cat fishing. When someone on their dating profile doesn’t tell you something like they have narcolepsy.

Man: “ I am a victim of a professional nap fisher. I caught her on the first date asleep in her food. And I realized she had narcolepsy and hadn’t disclosed that to me. Low and behold, a nap fishing traumatic event. “

by Borracha Grace October 2, 2021

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Fishing for stamps

Fishing for stamps is slang for living off of government welfare, in Canada's eastern provinces, fisherman fish for four months of the year, and for the other eight months, they live off welfare because they don't know how to provide for their families otherwise.

Now that lobster season was over Bill and John would be fishing for stamps to provide income for their families

by Fake Jerk El September 30, 2022

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