Roy’s Fish

The most badass fish in the sea. Commonly known for slaying every fish it comes in contact with. Typically more interesting to be around than its owner and definitely has a better future than him.

Me: Did you see Roy’s Fish last night?
Person: Ya, I prefer it to his owner why tends to be a little bitch around girls!

Roy’s Fish by Acavs81 May 11, 2018

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Spin the Fish

Spin the bottle game, but you are out of bottle so use fish instead

You have to kiss Sophie! Those are the rules of spin the fish!

Spin the Fish by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

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Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS Tommy is ugly, special, and utterly dumb as he whines like a pousey, stalks freshman girls in an attempt to rape them. He also looks like Oscar from Shark Tale!

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS by Harvard Future Grad January 13, 2019

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Swallow a fish

What a cute girl says to show how much she enjoyed gobbling the goop of her boyfriend.

Every time I swallow a fish I feel like I can fly!

Swallow a fish by Daveiniowa February 25, 2019

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One more fish

1. Means someone on9
2. Means something gets stuck

1. Peter is really one more fish. He deletes the whole production database
2. One more fish! The MTR delays again

One more fish by One more fish March 13, 2019

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beating some fish

Female masturbation. 'Fish' refers to the smell of an unwashed vagina.

"Has anyone checked on Rachel Maddow after the Mueller report came out? She seemed depressed."
"It's ok, bro. She said on her blog that she was beating some fish just before coming in to do the news. She's probably just tired."

beating some fish by ProfitGeoff March 24, 2019

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is my fish sleeping

if someone ask you that if you fish is sleeping it is just upside down on top of the fish bowl and to dispose of it is to flush it down the toilet.

P.S don't tell your kids

Son: is my fish sleeping
Mom: yes my son it is now go back to your room
Son: ok
Mom: honey go flush it down the toilet

is my fish sleeping by ThankWrong April 16, 2019

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