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That dog don't fish 

An object, action, or statement that is so absurd it defies standard logic.
Person 1: I have been wearing my pants inside-out all week.
Person 2: Well that dog don't fish, get some sense.
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Bust A Fish 

The new term for Jacking Off all the kids are using
Went over to Jenny's last night, bitch wouldn't put out. After that I had to go home and bust a fish!
Bust A Fish by ElBlancoFlamo November 23, 2017

Jone's fish and chips 

The act of eating a fishy/smelly vagina while dreaching tartar sauce over her lady parts.
Man, last night that girl was a freak! She wanted me to give her Jone's Fish and chips!

Roy’s Fish

The most badass fish in the sea. Commonly known for slaying every fish it comes in contact with. Typically more interesting to be around than its owner and definitely has a better future than him.
Me: Did you see Roy’s Fish last night?
Person: Ya, I prefer it to his owner why tends to be a little bitch around girls!
Roy’s Fish by Acavs81 May 11, 2018

Spin the Fish 

Spin the bottle game, but you are out of bottle so use fish instead
You have to kiss Sophie! Those are the rules of spin the fish!
Spin the Fish by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS

Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS
Tommy Looks Like A Fish - CHS Tommy is ugly, special, and utterly dumb as he whines like a pousey, stalks freshman girls in an attempt to rape them. He also looks like Oscar from Shark Tale!