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Urban Dick

An asshole who votes no against your word suggestion so it is not published.
*Joe reads urban dictionary suggestions such as bath bomb* (when someone has a giant fart in the bath, which results in leaving little brown treasures behind) *Joe hits no button* Kate " Wow Joe, that was a good word, dont be such an urban dick"
by Devil On Yo Shoder January 7, 2012
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Dick Misering

This is the verbal/metaphorical comparing of dicks, most often by two men. It usually involves things that cost a lot of money, such as cars, boats, or any sort of monetary investment.

Used by Liam Neeson in the movie Taken.
Man 1: My boat is 42 feet long.
Man 2: My boat is 51 feet long.
Man 1: My car is worth $66,000.
Man 2: My car is worth $74,000.
Man 1: I banged your wife.
Man 2: I banged your brother.
Man 1: Uhhh... I think that's enough dick misering for now.
by Sheepinatorz May 11, 2011
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Dick Knickers

A pair of pants that are so tight your dick shows.
fiberlighT is making a new line of pants, they look like Dick Knickers
by OmOmOm September 26, 2006
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dick click

Action when a police officer has his restraints on a person tight enough to be secure, then ratchets them down just a little further to the point of discomfort, usu. because the offender did something to piss off said officer.
When they finally caught the perp, Officer Barrelgutz threw a dick click on the guy's cuffs for making his fat ass run.
by Bructus September 30, 2010
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fluffy dick

When you nut so hard you become Asian and your dick is super fluffy now.
I fucked this Swedish housemaid super hard and now I think I have a fluffy dick.
by Cuntfusser December 19, 2017
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fin dick

A surfer that gets a hard on for large waves and surfboards.
Look at all these wax heads and fin dicks at the beach today.
by kanskii February 13, 2014
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Stanky Dick

The odor on your genital area created by not showering and/or washing your genital area after sexual intercourse.
Last night I slept with Michelle and now I have that stanky dick.
by ElSantos November 11, 2011
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