suck my dick you faggot!

First coined my the actor Jonah Hill against a photographer who was harassing him,

"suck my dick you faggot!" is a simple and convenient phrase to use against anyone who annoys you in any situation.
Whether it's that door to door salesman, a Jehovah witness, that idiot colleague at work. There are endless possibilities. You can even spice it up a. bit by saying "Suck my dick you fucking queer eyed gay faggot poofter" to add that extra punch when you now they are definitely gay.
At the Sydney Mardi Gras: Police officer: "I'm sorry sir, the road is closed for the parade, you'll have to turn around and drive another way."
You say: Suck my dick you faggot!
by de-pube May 11, 2024
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Suck snout

The pickled snout of a hog or similar animal. Often served with gravy.
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Suck Starting Penis

Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles.
Jim: Did you ever have a chance with Lindsey last nigh?
Josh: No she only wanted to Suck Start Penis "Suck Starting Penis - is defined by sucking penis until the guy is satisfied or is ready to penetrate any open holes available. This term was adopted by the idea of DUI breathalyzers installed in vehicles"

Jim: good because she made my face look like a glazed doughnut after hours of riding it. Those face dildo's work grate.
by Dunder muffin November 30, 2019
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Suck on the forks

To flip someone off or to give them the double bird. Often used while pulling the fingers.
Tors was annoying me so I told her to suck on the forks.
by Tors Powley September 16, 2008
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suck urself

A Jamaican phrase when some is angry they say this
Desmond: Yo you pussy bwoy
Sheldon : Go suck urself
by Harris Beckenham student February 03, 2021
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eat suck

to tell someone to eat your dick
bill:eat suck frank
frank:what??
bill:eat suck
by jasonwhite1 December 29, 2020
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Sucks Energy Drink

Sucks Energy is a fictional energy drink company featured in the book Put My Numbers On That.
I need to drink a Sucks energy drink before I deal with these assholes.
by Ginger Snappah Head July 19, 2022
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