Pompeii Poop 

1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.

2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.

rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."

Pompeii Poop by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019

prodigal poop 

When the mound of poop is so big that it tries to ‘return home’ by going back into your anus.

Don’t forget to flush before the Prodigal Poop returns home.

prodigal poop by Farnsworth Framingham February 5, 2020

Mystery poop 

When you find poop in a toilet but there is no toilet paper in the bowl .

Someone took a dump in the toilet and there is just poop floating, no toilet paper. It’s a mystery poop.

Mystery poop by Stanovich June 30, 2020

Monkey poop 

Slang term for chewing tobacco.

Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.

Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!

Monkey poop by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

monkey poop 

1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.

Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.

Or

Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.

monkey poop by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020

Vagina poop sex 

Poop sex involving the vagina, specifically poop in the vagina and on the dick.

Ma’am, may i ask you for a round of vagina poop sex.

Of course. I’ve just ate two McDoubles and a large fried potato. I’m all ready for some raunchy vagina poop sex

Vagina poop sex by Yor mawm March 12, 2021

ate poop 

when something tragic happens such as somebody falling off their skateboard, breaking a few bones along with that maybe some teeth and an eyebrow torn off, you could say they ate poop.

Geezza 1: He fell of the skateboard *laughing*
Geezza 2 (aka you): Broooooooooo, he ate poop...

ate poop by can u get me a fanta April 22, 2021