dirty toxic

A dirty toxic is when a queen is dancing in the parking lot and toxic runs up to lick her booty hole. Slurp, Slurp Moist

Wolfie: Did you see Harlow watching the dirty toxic with enjoyment?

Salty Nuts: Yes I believe it was hot as well.

by Toxic Goddess September 16, 2022

dirty mapes

When you sleep with a chicks mom, and then have the chick give you head to taste where she comes from.

This chick was being a real bitch, so I gave her a dirty Mapes. Now I feel like a genealogist connecting people to their family trees.

by Bad karma 51 December 4, 2020

dirty buddha

pot, or a marijuana cigarette.

from Vanilla Ice song/video "Roll 'Em Up"..........
"when you hit the dirty Buddha and the buzz comes through.."

by deanofranksammy August 25, 2011

Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

Dirty Danica

A Dirty Danica is when someone ejaculates in both of a women’s eyes while she is driving resulting in the woman to drive like Danica Patrick.

I gave a chick a Dirty Danica and she crashed into a telephone pole.

by SpinoPuss January 31, 2022

dirty schwa

When you jerk off with you feet on Valentine’s Day because your hands got too tired

Bro just because there is free premium doesn’t mean you need to pull a dirty Schwa

by Jarrod moment December 28, 2020

Dirty TicTac

Dirty tictac is consuming a recreational pill

ex. "yo lets pop this dirty tictac" or "RANDY did you get the dirty ticacs?"

by 420|BearJew November 21, 2018