Tickling your tit

Another way of saying it’s just a joke or pulling your leg or I’m messing with you

Person 1: does this dress make me look fat

Person 2: yes

Person 1: 😡🥲
Person 2: Hey lady I’m just tickling your tit calm down

by Peepeepoopo man August 26, 2023

The smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

If you are a hoe you have more sex and sex makes you loose weight (scientifically speaking) therefore the more sex you have the more weight you loose and the more weight you loose the smaller your tits are

Ryan: damn she’s fine but she has like no tits bro.

Matt: oh nah dude don’t be fooled I hear she’s a hoe that could be why she ain’t got got no tits.

Ryan: wdym bro
Matt: I mean you know what they say the smaller the tits the bigger the hoe

by Del0920 August 12, 2021

tits to the wind

Drunk, high, or otherwise intoxicated

She can’t drive right now, she’s tits to the wind.

by Jendingo December 4, 2022

bitch tits

noun or verb. when yiu make someone your bitch. or expressing extream dislike to a person or event.

you are acting like a little bitch tits. dont get short with me bitch tits.

mauricio...most douch bags...little bitches.

by xxmrvipxx April 12, 2011

Titting around

When you just can't get the IT to work and you spend the whole day faffing around trying to get on to outlook.

The GL LEP team often end up titting around for hours when they can't light on to Outlook.

by Boonie's Word World November 12, 2020

humid-tits

Single set of tits that are covered in sweat.

I have humid-tits.

by dbzarea2000 May 26, 2019

Tete a tit

A well endowed lady whose breasts are each as large or larger than her head.

A scale invariant measure of weapon size, similar to the number of hands needed to measure a gentleman's penis.

I can't wait to take this goddamn bra off... there's a downside to being a tete a tit!

by Vari the Vampire May 21, 2024