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I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
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She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
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Me: why?
Tegan: I have a gift for you
I walk over and she pulls down my pants and underwear.
Me: What are you doing.
Tegan: giving you a dick tickle
She runs her finger down the shaft of my penis.
Me: laughs
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