ass helmet

when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your ass

hold him down while i give him an ass helmet

by brian November 1, 2004

ass hat

ass hat a person with their head so far up their ass that they could wear it as a hat.

You sir are an asshat?!?!

by rachel January 1, 2005

Piss ass

A term used to express the euphoria of the famous, yet painful, poop, which involves much water (piss), with the expected, but inadequate, actual poop. In severe cases, blood can be involved.

I've got to take a dump.
*Sits on the toliet*
*Sounds of a hose pouring into water*
Fucking piss ass.

by Joe The Man, Rogan February 6, 2009

ass wad

when you poop and your not done yet and you push and push to get it out so you can be done but it doesnt happen

my ass wad is killin me

by cherry February 26, 2003

Ass Ambush

1. What happens when diarrhea sudden goes explosive, unexpectedly, can be dangerous. Most of the time painful.

2. Similar to a jump, but happens when your friend or a complete asshole comes up from nowhere and stabs your ass, literally, with a sharp object/lethal weapon. Unpleasant and a dick head move.

3. A sly sexual move.

1. Dude, oh my god, I just had an Ass Ambush and it burns!

2. I was walking home on a rainy day when I was a victim of an Ass Ambush.

3. During sexual intercourse, the man tried to perform the Ass Ambush, a very sly move on his part.

by A Shit Being December 28, 2010

ass thumb

A person who is a result of one having a thumb up their ass.
Having 'a thumb up your ass' is lazy but the ass thumb is so lazy that their not even doing anything.

Bob didn't do anything the whole week, what an ass thumb.

by Tom Ladonne September 19, 2008

Ass Hatification

The act of committing an act of ass hattery

That ass hat Guy was doin some serious ass hatification by puttin glitter all over the place!

by Qsur13 November 20, 2006