The ball is in your court

1) It's your responsibility now.
2) It's your problem now.
3) I did my part, now it's up to you...

President: You people voted for and legalized marijuana; the ball is in your court now.

by jbalboa November 26, 2010

frying your bacon

Phrase coined in 2006 by Dimitri Williams of Oakdale.

Used to imply someone is about to get or already is getting their hypothetical ass annihilated, kicked, whooped, beaten, or simply owned.

Dimitri was frying your bacon out the ass last night.

by NarooN November 28, 2009

dump your beans

ejaculation , to eject semen

That chick is hot, I would like to dump my beans in her ass.

by Michael A Mashke September 11, 2005

Fucking your Bathroom

1. To Take A Dump( also referred to as shitting, pooing and twoing) but to completly destroy the facility usually causing shit to fly everywhere, a clogged toilet and on rare occasions people have been known to die from such an event

"Dude, you were fucking your bathroom last night and when I found you you were covered in shit and you were passed out!"

by clarkish July 25, 2007

scream for your cream

Scream = orgasm
Cream = c-c-c-cum!

"I want you to scream for your cream!"

by Rapeme September 21, 2007

Your ex boyfriend

Is most likely a dick. At first funny, intelligent, interesting. As time passes by, you notice his weird fucking fetishes f.e diapers and wearing tights. Sexy, right. Probably watches anime and tries to be cool on the internet.

wow he's into diapers i'm totally geting wet haha kill me

(thankfully currently your ex boyfriend)

by ihihihhihihihihi October 12, 2016

Calm your tits

Calm down

"Calm your tits, I didn't steal your snickers! "

by Suburbanz71 February 24, 2018