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Toast tits

Similar to pita bread tits and garlic bread tits, toast tits are a form of breasts.

More commonly in dark skinned - flat chested females. (Some males can be affected by toast tits *usually after weight loss*)

Toast tits, as you can imagine appear flat, burnt and crusty around the edges.
Some nipples may appear completely burnt while the toast tit looks crusty.

Sucking on a toast tit is believed to cause mouth ulcers and similar oral diseases.
Girl Quonteesha look like she finna flop out one of them toast tits, I don't want no herpes!
by itsmyhandle September 19, 2016
mugGet the Toast titsmug.

greese tits

a girl that gets all dressed up (usually in a some what slutty way) and dances all night, leaving her a sweaty mess.
Guy 1: Hey, see that sweaty girl over there.
Guy 2: Who?, oh you mean greese tits!
by Nate Gresham June 29, 2007
mugGet the greese titsmug.

tit

by bandeorganisee December 6, 2021
mugGet the titmug.

jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme
Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down
by joshyboi November 16, 2013
mugGet the jesus tits and a halfmug.

bitch tits

by Bitchy women December 13, 2019
mugGet the bitch titsmug.

tits

P1-Those are nice tits.
P2-Yeah those are nice.
by Jerry Bonner December 23, 2013
mugGet the titsmug.

tit gag

When you put a whole single tit in your mouth, and due to your jaw not being able to engulf any more tit, it therefore possesses a sort of ball gagged sensation. And since it is not a ball gagging you, rather the tit, it is then coined as the term “tit” gag.
Gabriel was tit gagged by her ginormous mommy milkers.
by luvsbunnies August 23, 2021
mugGet the tit gagmug.

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