TEA News Network

The gayest NN out there. Must die.

Bet Trump's gonna end up like TEA News Network

by CarnalHunger September 12, 2018

New Jersey Devils

Worst hockey team in NHL history Wayne Gretzky once called the devils mickey mouse inferring that they are a childish team and only loved by little children who's brain haven't started growing

The New Jersey Devils are a mickey mouse franchise.

by Jimmy Whehelan March 20, 2017

NEW LEAGUE of idiots

the name given to a group of people or a company that simply never cease to outdo themselves in achieving stupidness

wow! a NEW LEAGUE of idiots

by not igor December 20, 2008

Nutsack New York

A term coined by Jake Feldman referring to what is the small town of Redwood New York in the thousand Islands region where every shop is also a pizza parlor

The sign read welcome to Redwood New York but really I knew that we were entering Nutsack New York.

by daveydiesel June 1, 2009

get a new brain

dissatisfaction with ones' own, or anothers mental performance. -suggestion that in this time of 'transplants', one could procure a new 'mind' somewhere, and make out a bit better!

when i closed the patient up, i left a saw inside; i'm going to have to get a new brain, or lay off the PCP!!

-going to hit a yard sale and get me a new mind!

she needs to get a new brain!!

-this brain won't 'hop' when i bark orders, i need to get a new brain!

by michael foolsley February 6, 2010

plowing new ground

slipping your dick into a pussy that it hasn't been into before. The dick is the plowshare and the pussy is the furrow.

"Jake was plowing new ground when he went home with Leah last night."

by Jake April 1, 2004

New Found Glory

Asshats who made a mockery of Aerosmiths’ “I don’t want to miss a thing”.

That song was classic. Thanks a lot, douche bags.

by Anonymous Adam August 28, 2004