dumbfuck juice

The juice that you drink when you want to be a dumbfuck.

Oh no, did John drink the dumbfuck juice again? He's acting super weird with that cup of juice.

by esquerlan March 3, 2022

juice 'n' deuce

the act of taking heroin, whilst simultaneously defecating.

"what took you so long?"
"juice 'n' deuce bitch"
"safe lad"

by harold, the butt plunderer May 3, 2016

Smooth Juice

A nickname for the small cartons of Darigold milk served in cafeterias

1. *gets up to walk away

2. Where are you going?
1. To get some smooth juice

by Creamy cow November 10, 2021

Milky man juice

Semen. Just another word for semen.

He got his milky man juice all over your mom.

by Jizz police January 6, 2023

Slurping booty juice

Not the same as sucking ass and should never be don’t right after sucking ass.

Beta whore: I’m done sucking ass, now is my chance to slurp booty juice *dies*

Alpha pimp: I am saving slurping booty juice for a special occasion and will only commit to it once I have properly prepared and assessed the situation at hand *lives happy life*

by Monkeywitdrip November 30, 2020

Juice wrld

He was doing the The Harlem shake while in they airport

Doing the The juice wrld doing the Harlem shake

by Isyaboipablo December 9, 2019

cheek-juice

the residue left on the screen of your phone after you have just used it for a phone call.

Phil: Hey dude can i borrow your phone for a sec?

Jim: Yeah bro go for it.

Phil: Geez, there is a bunch of cheek-juice on it. (frowns in disgust)

by Jim Richalds. October 6, 2009