blue screen of death

the blue message screen that comes up when an error occurs while using Microsoft Windows

Not the blue screen of death again. This is the third time in a week it's come up.

by Light Joker December 3, 2005

blue screen of death

something that happens when you run windows vista for no longer then 10 minutes. usually when your doing something very important or just beating your meat.

last night i was beating my meat to female/female/donkey action and i got a blue screen of death. so i picked up my computer and threw it out the fucking windows and smoked a cig after.

by dopemane November 6, 2009

smoking the blue crack

Acting like a complete idiot. Presumably "the blue crack" is Drain-O Crystals. "Have you been smoking the blue crack?" is thus analogous to "Have you been drinking turpentine?"

Note that this usage pre-dates the use of "blue crack" as slang for Tylenol PM.

"A customer asked me today if I could see her computer screen through the phone. I asked her if she was smoking the blue crack."

by luvcraft2 May 22, 2009

blue eyed daddy

A term used to describe a daddy that has blue eyes and knows exactly what he's doing. A blue eyed daddy usually rules the kingdom but keeps his boy happy in every way possible. Blue eyed daddy's are difficult to find, and there are many fakes out there, but once you find a real one there is no turning back.

I found a blue eyed daddy and have become the envy of everyone in town.

by Tygrrr February 17, 2009

The Blue Light Special

A common summer drink consisting of UV Blue, lemonade, and Sprite or 7 Up. It is frequently served at Fourth of July parties, garnished with a red cherry and white dixie cup (to uphold the red, white, and blue theme of the holiday).

Martin and Kendra got really trashed and made some awesomely-bad decisions after drinking The Blue Light Special all night at the Fourth of July party.

by Smarty Marty July 2, 2009

Homo-Blue Eyes

The brightest of Blue Eyes.

"Zack's eyes are so blue they look like Homo-Blue Eyes."

by Jimbo September 2, 2003

blue vein thobber

A blue vein thobber is a penis, a cock, a hard on, a boner, a mighty phallic weapon of cunt destruction.

1) Honey, please commence to gobbling my blue vein thobber since I just pulled it from your drippin poop chute.

2) Suck the snot out of my fuck stick, in other words, partake of the goo emenating from my blue vein thobber.

by Ezeerider September 27, 2004