oval kiss

Slang for a blowjob

Gf: I had a lot of fun giving you an oval kiss in your car
Bf: Yeah my dick liked it too

by EmoryBoard October 21, 2017

Llama kisses

When a llama affectionately places their tongue on you

I went to the zoo today and got some llama kisses.

by Euiagh rokugoku May 17, 2021

Kissing turtles

Touching turtle heads 💩❤️ when your poop is poking and you have a buddy.

Me and Miguel did kissing turtles after that burrito.

by Andrewfrom716 February 25, 2024

Egyptian kiss

Basically giving a woman money because she’s beautiful.

Alex won’t French kiss you but maybe you should try Egyptian Kissing, she’s a fan of that.

by UrMom817 May 21, 2023

Hersey Kisses

When your partner is eating your ass and you decide to be cute by clenching your asshole a few times to give them kisses.

She ate my ass so good I had to give her Hersey kisses.

by Juice Jam January 31, 2025

Kissing the butterflies head

Tightly holding the fanny flaps apart lick the Clitoris.

I made her come by kissing the butterflies head

by Naughty Chalky September 29, 2020

I don’t kiss on the first date

Most men have heard this statement and accept it without protest or rationalizing what it means. Dudes, it's not about female emotion but rather their need to control. The need to control is really about the fear of losing control. Guys, if you allow a female to start setting rules at the beginning of a relationship, then it's a slippery slope. Tell your date she should not need a rule to decide when it’s the right time to share a personal moment together.

I don’t kiss on the first date, so please don’t try.

by Leap Cruncher August 5, 2021