Joe burked

When a mans penis is soft and the girl gives him a blowjob and goes all the way down. (Sticking his whole penis in her mouth.)

Dude, she joe burked me so good lastnight

by xDeedee July 23, 2009

Gross Joes

Ridiculously huge breasts that often give the owner back problems.

I would pay twenty to motorboat those gross joes

by CaptainC_Block June 21, 2009

Brooklyn Cup of Joe

A intricate sex act involving 2 or more individuals, usually performed in doggie style, when member is dipped in cup of hot coffee and inserted.

Hey, guess what, last night Susie and I did the Brooklyn Cup of Joe!

by allnighter-APphys127 September 30, 2010

Hunky Joe's

Slang term for the fastfood outlet 'Hungry Jacks'.

The term 'Junky Hoes' was derived from 'Hunky Joes', which originated from 'Hungry Jacks'.

Homeboy1: ey bruz lets go mack down on some Hunky Joe's.

Homeboy2: nahh man i had a UDW meal from hunky's last night and almost got rolled by those crack dealen bmx swindlers that get $5 BJ's off those junkie hoes that hang around hunky joes.

Homeboy1: aight man ill bring you back some onion rings.

by niccox June 20, 2010

Joe-Hawk

A hairstyle commonly worn by CTY Res life staff, it invokes the style of hard-rock and Punk, within in a contemporary and more simplistic setting. The Joe-Hawk is often considered the pinnacle of hair styling for those who have been blessed to have seen it. It is gelled up in the front to form a peak of greatness, followed by flowing streaks of a well groomed mane.

Guy 1: Who and what was that?
Guy 2: Shoot fool that was Jack the coolest guy around rocking the Joe-Hawk.
Guy1: Awesome

by JoeHawk140 July 14, 2010

Joe Jumper

A women of the looser variety who's inclined to keep company with many different men in the armed forces. Especially Marines.

Person 1: "There's Meg. Wasn't she with a Navy guy last week? She must have a thing for guys in uniform"

Person 2: "Yeah she's a Joe Jumper. She's dating a Marine now."

Person 1: "Yeah those Joe Jumpers sure do love seamen."

by restone 2380 July 18, 2010

Jumpin Joe Mad

spastic athiest comes off hinges after hours of debating xians.

Evi went Jumpin Joe Mad after trying to get a reasonable answer about female masturbation and sin.

by Kill your god November 19, 2010