Tit talker

A dude that only talks to you while staring at your tits.

Tit talker: "Hi, I'm Tom, your new neighbor" (while shaking your hand and staring at your tits)

You: "Hi, I'm sorry does this tank top offend you?! My face is up here"

by beatz85 September 1, 2017

candle tits

Concave tittles with nipples akin to a candle wick

Them candle tits are so hot, i bet they smell like midnight dream.

by Vanilla bush December 18, 2024

tit detail

1) Any meaningful, necessary work, duty or chore often deemed menial or unworthy by some members of the population;

2) If it were really that important, a man would be getting paid lots of money to do it!

"The break room needs cleaning? That's tit detail, let Cliff do it!"

by Donda & Sandi December 21, 2007

sugar tits

When a low budget tow truck driver thinks his man boobs will get him what he needs.

Hernandez , shake those sugar tits!!!!

by Ocfspgirl May 7, 2021

humid-tits

Single set of tits that are covered in sweat.

I have humid-tits.

by dbzarea2000 May 26, 2019

cathode tit

TV, the tube

“I mean, you can vote for the donkey or the elephant, or you can stay at home, sucking on the cathode tit, but any way you analyze it, you’ve consented to an immoral system.” Garth Risk Hallberg, City on Fire

by ReaderMS February 3, 2023

Titting around

When you just can't get the IT to work and you spend the whole day faffing around trying to get on to outlook.

The GL LEP team often end up titting around for hours when they can't light on to Outlook.

by Boonie's Word World November 12, 2020