penis ambition

A male with dreams of growing a real penis.

Dave: "are you coming out tonight?"

Jim: "noo, I think i'm going to stay in"

Dave: "You penis ambition"

by dannykent666 October 1, 2009

penis sleeve

An unusual large amount of foreskin on an uncircumsized dick.

Mjolhner could never find his dick because his penis sleeve was too long.

by MurGaTroYd April 5, 2005

ELMO The Penis

Elmo The Penis - is the name of the only real human penis in the only penis museum, located in Iceland - www.phallus.is

Elmo is huge, is complete with testicles, and was donated by an American while still living.

Elmo The Penis is the primary specimen in the world's only penis museum, located in Iceland. Elmo The Penis came from America, but is one of Iceland's tourist attractions!

Elmo The Penis is a really big penis.

If you know someone who has an Elmo Penis, they are very unique and very well endowed.

by Bipod August 24, 2008

Penis dump

A saying commonly used instead of, crap! SHIT!?!

Playing pool: AH! PENIS DUMP, I just missed that shot!!!

They're out of washer fluid? PENIS DUMP!

by Sure2OutFoxU February 10, 2009

penis breath

something my brother calls my boyfriend!!!!!!!!!

hey loz, penis breath is on the phone

by bitch ho November 9, 2003

internal penis

It's the part of the pubic region via inside the body, which enable the person or persons to hold their urine in when the person or persons have to go to the bathroom really bad.

I must use my internal penis to contain my fluids from exploding out.
Especially useful when in the car going somewhere, and you have to go to the bathroom really bad.

by Bergesmurf April 20, 2006

bebop penis

An old (and often wrinkly, hence the penis) jazz guitarist who plays strictly bebop, and is often very snobby, or unwilling to open an ear to other guitarists and offer suggestions.

"Hey man, did you hear that bebop penis play down at the bar last night?"

by Bucky Pizzarelli August 20, 2006