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Tom Green 

'wanna go hang out with tom green later?'
Tom Green by downcaste722 October 16, 2008

screaming green meanies

A synonym for Beer....i swear to god.
i'm not lying.
screaming green meanies by eves August 4, 2006

Malice Green Monster 

the Green Monster with optional 24 inch extension...increasing total length to 5 feet

often paired with the Liberty Bowl to increase bowl life

named in honor of malice green: black guy who recieved an unnecessary beat-down from the DPD

the Malice Green Monster was reserved for the most expert/stupid of tokers. one was considered legendary if he/she was able to clear it without coughing afterwards (snoman signature cough did not count)

unuseable alone due to extreme length, until it was discovered the a fireplace match between the toes would work well
"Time for some Malice Green Monster!"
"eat shit duud, I'm cashed out"
"Pussy!"
"Fuck Off!"
"doob?"
"koo"
Malice Green Monster by GAR February 5, 2004

Stephen Green 

Asshole who is the director of Christian Voice, a British organisation bent on banning anything blasphemous towards Christianity.

They most recently started a huge protest against Jerry Springer: The Opera being shown on BBC2 - they managed to rally over 50,000 lunatic Christians to complain and protest to Ofcom. Despite this and the losers at Mediawatch UK putting on huge pressure, the BBC screened it anyway and attracted 1.7 million viewers in the process.

They also pressurised a cancer charity into turning down a £3k donation from the Springer show and are now targeting abortion clinics and theatres across the UK planning to show Jerry Springer.
Green posted the contact details of a BBC controller (who greenlighted Jerry Springer: The Opera) on the Christian Voice homepage, consequently forcing the guy to move into a safehouse after hoardes of demented evangelicals made death threats to him and his family.
Stephen Green by ATH April 16, 2005

first green 

In communal cannabis smoking, first green is the first hit of a freshly rolled joint or freshly packed bowl. Often the smoothest and cleanest hit, smokers will trade off who gets "first green" when a bowl is refilled, going out of turn to do so.
Tom: (taking the last hit) Can I get first green on the next pipe?
Mikey: Sure, you can go again, I had it last time.
first green by phbbbhbhbbb January 1, 2009

Grizzl Green 

The orgasmic, erotic, exotic, and delicious flavor of the best chew made on earth. Made by American Snuff Co. Memphis, Tennessee. Grizzly Wintergreen Nigga! Only 2.50 for a fat old can of scrumptious sex in your mouth
Surgeon General Warning: This product is not a safe alternative to cigarettes. This product may cause gum disease and tooth loss. This product may cause mouth cancer.

You know what I want bitch! Grizzl Green!
Grizzl Green by Mike Litoris 420 February 12, 2009