by um chile anyways so- January 23, 2021

by Marsplanet December 14, 2020

If a man or a woman gives all their money, time, attention and etc. just to get someone's attention. They are willing to give large amounts of money and lots of time just to get this one person to get to love or see them. They are also willing to just do anything at all for attention from the person they are simping for.
ps; do not use simp if the person is just being respectful to someone or complimenting someone because you a dumbass if so
ps; do not use simp if the person is just being respectful to someone or complimenting someone because you a dumbass if so
good way to use:
man/woman: wanna go out? i'll give you a no limit credit card, a house and gucci clothes
✔ this is a simp
bad way to use:
man/woman: you look cute!/you are awesome!/you look pretty/ you look handsome/ queen!/ king!/ oh sorry.
🚫 not simp
man/woman: wanna go out? i'll give you a no limit credit card, a house and gucci clothes
✔ this is a simp
bad way to use:
man/woman: you look cute!/you are awesome!/you look pretty/ you look handsome/ queen!/ king!/ oh sorry.
🚫 not simp
by ppfft7767 October 11, 2020

Short for “stop insulting my penis,” a term that insecure man-children use in the shape of an insult to tacitly acknowledge the inferiority of their manhood.
Person 1: “Haha, simp.”
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*
Person 2: you’re acknowledging that you have a small penis then.
Person 1: I really do *cries*
by Dancing Duck November 19, 2022

if you're only being nice cause you want to lay the pipe,
you're a S I M P
you're a simp
you're a simp
if you pay for all the clothes and then she says "thank you B r o"
your a simp : )
you're a S I M P
you're a simp
you're a simp
if you pay for all the clothes and then she says "thank you B r o"
your a simp : )
by imnotasimp.com April 16, 2020

Maja's hopeless dumb bitch ass.
by dumbitchass April 4, 2020
