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Jacking off

Helping your uncle Jack get off of a horse.
That guy was Jacking off in the stock yard.
by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019
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Jack Squat

The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.
Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.
by The Squater April 24, 2019
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Cracker Jack

A white person who frantically tries to beat there dick so there dad doesn’t catch them

Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you
I had to Cracker Jack before step sis caught me
by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019
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Jack Stevenson

The biggest douchebag you have ever seen in your whole life. He is a clout chaser and has fake friends. Ugly.
Omg why is Jack Stevenson in my friends list??!!
by oof_whoops June 16, 2019
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jacked back

when a person is so high on drugs they are stuck over doing something & don't even realize they are doing it or how they look in public.
That chick come in the store to get a drink and started reorganizing the shelf. She was jacked back for about an hour doing it.
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Jack Ricketts

A disgusting and putrid mound of lily-white skin and bright orange hair. Not to be trusted. Has a thing for boys with unisex names
See that Ron Weasley looking motherhugger over there? He's a proper Jack Ricketts
by ZidanTheMan March 30, 2019
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Jack huhn

Sup Jack huhn
by Legitdefault293 April 16, 2019
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