chicken nut bread

(adj.) The apparent inability or difficulty of a woman to breathe.
• Typically used by Filipino people within trivial conversations.

My girlfriend has asthma, so there are times when chicken nut bread.

by I want to be a Doctor April 15, 2018

Post Nut Clarity

The eudaimonia and mental clarity achieved after busting a fat nut, best achieved with having sex with a person you truly love

Dude 1: I couldn’t study Stat Mech for shit. So I went out with this girl I met on tinder and fucked her doggy style.
Dude 2: What does this have to do with Stat Mech.
Dude 1: The Post Nut Clarity made everything click.

by True_Lust July 22, 2019

nut in my jammies

you’re so excited, you cant compose yourself
yeehaw😎

“omg jenni, ur making me nut in my jammies”

by nutinmyjammies February 25, 2019

nuts on your chin

it actually means she is sucking you deep throat. otherwise she wouldn't actually have your nuts on her chin.

sista if u suck on my dick i'll put my nuts on your chin

by KroSS October 7, 2004

cover your nut

when a sales person makes enough money to cover expenses.
Came from western days when peddlers came into a hotel and needed a room but didn't have any money. The hotelkeeper would take their hub or "nut" from the wagon as a deposit. If the peddler sold enough, the nut was covered.

It cost me $200 for dinner but the commisson on the sale was $2,000. I covered my nut and then some.

by Jim Blood January 31, 2004

Hold My Nuts

Generally, it's a "fuck you" to whoever you say it to.
Told to a person who is hated.

"Next time I see him I'm gonna tell him to hold my nuts."

by krispychickun May 31, 2015

I'm gonna nut

A saying used to express a tremendous amount of emotion positive or negative. Usually used in times of extreme joy or frustration. Not to be confused with I'm gonna bust a nut.

Bro if this fails I'm gonna nut

Dude if I get that position I've been hoping for I'm gonna nut

by FireBerb November 16, 2018