Dirty Schmitty

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019

Dirty Micheline

dirty micheline: when you spot your crush in the hallway or in public and immediately jizz in your pants and then you feel your face and it’s a little bit dry so you use your cum as moisturizer

talia: bro are you okay? what’s that stuff on your face?
micheline: sorry i’m fine it’s just my crush was in the same 50 meters as me so i pulled a dirty micheline

by ya girl miche September 15, 2023

dirty schwa

When you jerk off with you feet on Valentine’s Day because your hands got too tired

Bro just because there is free premium doesn’t mean you need to pull a dirty Schwa

by Jarrod moment December 28, 2020

Dirty Mitchel

A dirty Mitchel is the act of getting your best friends oily balls dragged across your forehead and your toes

Yo I was at my friends and we did a dirty mitchel

by Steven lime April 29, 2022

dirty dartanion

When you eat 7 cheese burgers and proceed to cry and jerk off afterwords

Man I'm still hungry after I did the dirty dartanion

by Dirtyolken October 15, 2022

Dirty Glads

The amazing ability due to a large gap in your front teeth to perform oral sex on a woman while your top and bottom teeth are clenched together.

Every time I see Bryan smile I'm positive he can give a chick a Dirty Glads..

by Kuk6969 December 21, 2010

dirty lynch

The act of inviting a very short dirty blonde over to your house and shoving a guitar up her asshole while listening to Morgan Wallen. It is recommended to tune said guitar while in her ass to the key of B minor because all these bitches be tripping.

"Did you hangout with that blonde bro?" The frat bro asked. "Yeah, and I gave her the Dirty Lynch."

by AwesomeRacockus15 November 4, 2021