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Jack Stevenson

The biggest douchebag you have ever seen in your whole life. He is a clout chaser and has fake friends. Ugly.
Omg why is Jack Stevenson in my friends list??!!
by oof_whoops June 16, 2019
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jacked back

when a person is so high on drugs they are stuck over doing something & don't even realize they are doing it or how they look in public.
That chick come in the store to get a drink and started reorganizing the shelf. She was jacked back for about an hour doing it.
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Fliddy jack

A fat shite that likes to suck gaucas’ toe
Omg have u heard of that fliddy jack Duncan, what a flid
by Jack Duncan is a nonce February 20, 2019
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The Jack Frost

A sex position where the woman places a snow globe in her vagina, and the man covers his dick in cold water. He then proceeds too break the snow globe and release an explosion of fake snow and chm.
by FreshApex February 27, 2019
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Jacking off

Helping your uncle Jack get off of a horse.
That guy was Jacking off in the stock yard.
by Kid with assburgars March 1, 2019
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Jack Squat

The act of masturbating while crouched directly over the face of someone that is sleeping. Upon nearing completion, you let out a yell so the sleeping recipient wakes up in horror while you simultaneously finish.
Bill gave his girlfriend a Jack Squat during her evening nap, suffice to say they're not together anymore.
by The Squater April 24, 2019
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Cracker Jack

A white person who frantically tries to beat there dick so there dad doesn’t catch them

Also can be used as a method of jabaiting people into fucking you
I had to Cracker Jack before step sis caught me
by Bigboy_911 April 25, 2019
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