Tits over Toenails

Am imaginary Australian military saying for standing up straight or at attention or in a state of preparedness

.

Wake up lads! Tits over Toenails! The major will be here for inspection in 15 minutes.

by Corncakes December 25, 2024

Tit

A bird.

Guy: ay look at them titties
Other guy: yea they are so cute

by Stupid Af July 6, 2021

Tit mask

When a guy lays down and has a woman flop
Her tits on his face

Sarah….i wanna lay down and have you tit mask me

by Spikeraider April 20, 2024

Tit

A dumb or petty girl, one who does not see reality and is therefore driven by fear and creates chaos. Mostly in the UK, almost primarily on the show Love Island.

“I feel like such a tit, I’ve been acting like a tit”

by waxserpent August 24, 2018

Tits

The sexiest body part of a woman. They come in all different sizes and are very jiggly!!

"I want to be smothered by these tits!"

by Shrekfan1986 September 19, 2022

Cum-Tit

A word used when you are dying of a stroke and dont know what to say

Grandpa: *falls over cuz of stroke"
Grandson: "That aint right gramps. Are you ok?"
Grampa: Cum-Tit

by Obama's Coochie October 13, 2019

Tit

Tit is a bird, From Australia mostly and mostly found in Africa and Australia.

Austin: Hey dude! I found a tit bird, Let's take a picture of it or examine it!
Mark: Wow! That is amazing let's take a picture of it before it goes away!

by RM7163 April 25, 2022