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Pinteresting

Something you find interesting, cool, or overall awesome on Pinterest
This recipe is definitely pinteresting, but it looks impossible to make.
by Xoxo, Gossip girl May 1, 2016
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pinteresomnia

The condition of not being able to sleep, due to excessive excitement about a project or event, causing one to spend hours on end searching and pinning on Pinterest during odd hours of the night, ending in less than 5 hours of sleep over consecutive days. Usually the illness is temporary, but some are prone to long term bouts.
All the DIY projects I want to do for the furniture in my new bedroom has given me a bad case of pinteresomnia.
by TravellinTash October 12, 2016
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Painters Pludger

When a painter finally accepts his or her lifetime virginity and as a result becomes sexually attracted to paint brushes to which they lube up with melted "I can't believe it's not butter" and then solves it up their ass.
Did you hear about the new fad technique painters are using to get off? It's called the painters pludger. I totally need to buy some "I can't believe it's not butter" right away so I can try!
by Itsnotbutter October 3, 2016
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painting the white roses red

Having sex when on your period: thus resulting in the male genitalia being "painted" red from menstrual blood.
Hey girl, wanna paint the white roses red later? "Painting the white roses red"
by Hippoguru September 16, 2016
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pintapooper

A person who adds to their pintarest while using the restroom.
Michael is a pintapooper. He goes to the bathroom and I get notifications that he has pinned something to pinterest the entire time he's on the lou.

-pintapoopers are most easily identified between couples.
by titsoverteakettles August 23, 2016
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Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.
Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.
by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016
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Paint the Baby

a term used to describe the act of smoking illegal herbs whilst pregnant. the baby is "painted". more commonly used to explain that you are very very high.
"are you baked as a cake?"
"man...i'ma paint the baby"
by ianimo May 23, 2016
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